I Just Wanted to Drink Some Shoe Whiskey/Now I Have to Fight This F'N Clown?

As Spooky Season continues the BtPtP crew do their best to give you a second episode.  On today's Spook-isode, Co-Chris develops a scenario that his friends must escape from, Shit-Host Chris pits two outer-rim monsters of semi-phenomenal nearly-cosmic powers against one another, and Ian runs down his favorite S.C.P critters...